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When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!
STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"
Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay
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The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?
Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse
Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.
Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!
A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"
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Getting fucked up in a fight
- Jim "Did you see me flatten that poor cunt, he didn't stand a chance".
- Aggressor "One step closer and I'll flatten you cunt".
Sitting on someone for no reason.
This fat kid keeps flattening the purpose of minding his own business!