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pee and flee

When someone uses your house for its restroom and then bounces.

I had to pee so bad but marty was in the shower so I had to pee and flee at ryans house.

by @bronationals13 October 16, 2012

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Flee-Mail

E-Mail typically used at work to get out of work or justify absences.

Typical Flee-Mail sent at work: "I have a (Doctor, Dentist, etc) appointment", "I'll be out of the office on (Vac, Personal day, Sick Leave, etc", "I'm taking a Late Lunch.." "I'll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc..."

by Kerry Baldwin August 20, 2008

1441πŸ‘ 5129πŸ‘Ž


Pee and Flee

After making love... S/he falls asleep... You piss on in/on the bed and leave.

Dude I donkey punched her and a pee and flee.

by Poop George II September 20, 2008

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


flee-bagger

An un-creative nickname given to Wisconsin Democrats who chose to flee the state in order to postpone a vote on a controversial bill. The name "flee-bagger" is a failed attempt at a nickname by Tea Party supporters offended by the 'Tea Bagger' nickname attached to their group.

The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".

Teabagger: "I can't wait to vote out those flee-baggers."

Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."

by freddy ferno March 26, 2011

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Flee to McFleeto on the world

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart

β€œFly that ugly face Flee to McFleeto on the world”

by Paul Zuez March 1, 2019


Fuck n flee

"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "

by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016


Pee-n-flee

When someone goes to the restroom take pee and leave out the restroom without washing their hands

No, don't shake my hand you're a pee-n-flee.

Nasty , Sam is a pee-n-flee .

by S Coop February 16, 2016

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