folded

the act of being just fu***d up enough that you only remember half of the things that happened that evening, as if your memory were split in half, or folded

MIKE: "bro, we got a situation up in here."

VINNY: " you ain't lyin brahhhhh. Pauly drank to much

sizzurp, he be mad folded tomorrow."

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folds

The overlapping rolls of fat on an obese person.

I put a peanut on my stomach and when I sat down it disappeared between my folds.

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folded

Drunk, totally wasted

I partied way too much last night, I was folded by 12.

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fold

a homemade envelope made from a piece of paper...used to hold Cocaine.

Roger dropped his fold and everyone saw, now he won't admit it is his.

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Folded

The act of nodding on an opiate such as opium, heroin, oxycodone or any other type of downer.

That man did so much heroin he is folded.

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The Fold

An amazing independent alternative rock band with great lyrics and awesome parodies. Their members include Matt Pittman, Dan Castady, Mark Rhoades and George Castady. More info on their website www.thefoldrock.com

Person 1: Hey have you heard of "The Fold?"

Person 2: Yeah, aren't they the one's who do that parody? They're awesome!

Person 3: I CAN'T STOP, TWITTERIN, TWITTERIN....

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folding

The act of pushing the tip of one's circumcised penis so that it is "folded" inside out thereby constructing a pseudo-foreskin.

"Last night I told my girlfriend what folding means... then she did it to me."

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