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The world will arrange itself to make you--personally--feel maximally foolish.
Murphy's Law is a subset of the Theory of Maximum Foolishness. ML says "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." Often, that is true. However, the TOMF says that if something can go RIGHT that would make you look MORE foolish, then that is what will happen.
For example, ML predicts that bread will always fall butter-side down. But, if I TELL YOU it will fall butter-side down, when I go to actually SHOW YOU, the bread will fall butter-side up, making me feel maximally foolish.
The TOMF is true, but neither verifiable nor falsifiable to others because, whatever conditions you establish to test it, only YOU will know if the result made you feel maximally foolish. Of course it will, but only you will know that.
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A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.
A word to define someone or something. when calling someone swag-dilly foolish you’re basically calling them a fool and a bitch, or just saying they have a foolish side to them. When using swag-dilly foolish to describe a person, it typically means that it’s a specialty of their personality. Swag-dilly foolish can also be used to describe an object or action as stupid.
1. “Nah kaden ain’t a bitch, he’s straight up swag-dilly foolish”
2. “Look at that clown statue, it looks so swag-dilly foolish it kinda makes me laugh”
A phrase used by Margit, The Fell Omen to gloat every time he kicked my maidenless ass.
Me: *dies*
Margit, The Fell Omen: Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
The DUMBEST Loomian Legacy player! Who, does not really do Loomian Legacy content at all (or sometimes!)
Foolish definitely does not simp for Nevermare...
Wait, A Foolish Loomian Legacy Player is a Nevermare simp?
Yeah you idiot.
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Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!
That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???
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someone: *says something stupid*
me: foolishnessity.