shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

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indexed myself

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

eat myself

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

help myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

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dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

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mia myself

Being in a depressing mindset like Mia (a suicidal dog)

My life sucks, I wanna mia myself

Vixed myself

To drop your phone on your face while lying in bed.

I just vixed myself again. I’m going to sleep