Eternal Forgiveness

In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.

"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"

"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"

"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"

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Indian Forgiver

A person who forgives another person, but then proceeds to take back the forgive.

"Dude, are you going out with Kaylee tonight?"
"Nah, man."
"I thought she forgave you for what you did."
"Dude, what do you expect? She's an indian forgiver."
"Ah that sucks. Wanna go grab some ping fao?"
"Sure, let me get my skateboard."

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stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

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forgiving burp

When you're stuffed, and burp. After you burp, you aren't as full so you an eat more.

"Dude, I'm stuffed." *burps*

"Now THAT, my friend, was a forgiving burp."

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Forgiveness Breakfast

-Bacon
-Waffles
-Eggs
-Hand Jobs
-Pancakes
-Orange Juice
-Muffin

I'm sorry for burning down your house man. Come over to mine tomorrow morning and I'll make you a forgiveness breakfast.

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penis of forgiveness

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.

to kiss the penis of forgiveness

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I forgive you

When you give your forgiveness to someone, like a very very close friend...like a 6000-year close kinda friend.

"I...I forgive you"

"...Don´t bother"