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worlds most popular form of motorsports. its the most watched sport on tv, and takes place accross the world. youd have to be an idiot (or an american) not to know what it is.
Guy one: Kimi raikkonen is gona win the brazilian gp!
Guy 2: no way, shumacher will win
Guy c: whats formula one?? im american and no nothing about the worlds sports outside my country!
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an excuse for grown men to sip upon the tender breast of articfical milk through a bottle.
As John played "world of warcraft" on his computer in his mom's basement he secretly licked baby formula through a fake nipple.
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The ultimate form of motorsport racing. First started in the 1950s, it has become one of the most internationally recognized forms of motorsports. All time greats include Ayrton Senna, Michael Shumacher, Alain Prost, Lewis Hamilton, Sebastian Vettel and Juan Manuel Fangio.
F1 Fan #1: Hey Brian, did you see the Formula 1 race last weekend?
F1 Fan #2: Yeah, Hamilton took the championship
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Not all of us Americans are NASCAR loving rednecks!
In fact, I race a TonyKart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in Italy. Suck it.
The south should split off and stop embarrassing us northerners. Formula one is infinitely better than NASCAR.
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Alcoholic beverage people drink when they are sick. e.g., Grandpa's medicine, booze, medicinal self medication.
"Are you taking anything for your cold?" "Ya I'm taking formula 44." "I thought so."
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Mostly called the Pinnacle of Motorsports but in reality it's just europeans sucking each other off in their trillion dollar cars that never reach top speed because the tracks dont allow for them to do so.
That Formula 1 race was boring as hell, there was no passing, they just all drove around this big road course for 4 hours and never even raced each other.
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Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.
Female - 34 (cougar age)
cougar formula:
34/2 = 17.
17 + 7 = 24
Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)
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