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an alcoholic beverage that the only high-schoolers drink.
John: Ahh dude, you missed it i was buzzed with four lokos last night.
Peter: Dude, fuck four loko. Four loko are for high schoolers.
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an energy drink with alcohol. and you wont get messd up ofF of one.
"Common Tanya lets go drink some of them bad ass drinks."
"Oh What do u mean?, them four lokos?
"Yah them, cuz were locas for lokos :)!!"
"Ya foo WE GONNA BE DRINKING TONIGHT"
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1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday.
2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up
Maya: Hey Keems, wanna get some Four Lokos?
Keems: what do you think? FOUR LOKO FRIDAY HEYY!
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Similar to the Beer Mile, the Four Loko 400 is a drinking/running event. To participate in the Four Loko 400, One must chug an entire can of Four Loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). Where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the Four Loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.
Prefontaine would have owned the Four Loko 400 if he hadn't DUI'ed himself to death.
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after excessive consumption of a high alcohol and caffeine beverage such as a four loko a heterosexual male is drunk enough to receive oral sex from a guy
I can't believe Billy gave Jaime the Four Loko Surprise!!
Whats that?
Jaime was so drunk off the two Four Lokos Billy gave him that Jaime looked down and surprise!!! he was getting his dick sucked by a dude.
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A dude that fucks bitches ad slams alcoholic beverages, but his specialty is four lokos. The bottleggers and ronas sometimes give him trouble, and he used to be a big-time shot guy... Until he discovered the undeniable glory of a good four loko. Four loko fogle doesn't care what shit you talk about him. He's just gonna keep on fuckin bitches and slammin some lokos.
Guy 1: "Who's that dude shredding poon?"
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."
The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible.
1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv
2. You have 4 hours to complete the task.
3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by
4 in the morning.
4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes.
5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games.
6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge.
1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk.
2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified.
3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified.
4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching.
* The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.
My friend died almost finishing the four loko challenge
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