Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.
Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking
"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"
“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”
“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”
When your wood gets snapped in two.
Jarifeena wanted revenge so she gave him a fractured peeeen.
When you shit, cum, vomit and sneeze all at the same time.
Jack: Hey bro, you alright?
John: Nah bro, I Four-way fractured last night.
Jack: Jesus christ
When you're in a fistfight while being aided by your friends, and you accidentally hit one of them.
Fracture side, Marco. Look it up!