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When you shit, cum, vomit and sneeze all at the same time.
Jack: Hey bro, you alright?
John: Nah bro, I Four-way fractured last night.
Jack: Jesus christ
When your wood gets snapped in two.
Jarifeena wanted revenge so she gave him a fractured peeeen.
“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”
“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”
When you're in a fistfight while being aided by your friends, and you accidentally hit one of them.
Fracture side, Marco. Look it up!
Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.
Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking
"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"