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Freezer Flavor

When something has been in the freezer so long, that when you cook and eat it, it tastes like everything else that it shared the freezer with over the previous months/years. This is rarely a good thing. The taste of said food is known as freezer flavor.

It is a direct result of freezerburn in many cases, and in others, such as with ice cubes, can be a result of age.

While cleaning out the freezer, I found an unpackaged corn dog in the very back, covered in frost and hidden behind a Swanson dinner. Smiling at my good fortune, I microwaved it and took a bite. Unfortunately, the corn dog had been impregnated with Freezer Flavor, and tasted like onions, fish, rust, and grape popsicles.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008


New Freezer

when you take a fat shit

"on Sunday ya boy took a new freezer"

by newfreezer November 24, 2017

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Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 17, 2010


Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 2, 2013


Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

by Korrosion November 9, 2011

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freezer tokes

first you stick a glass (relatively thick if you can) in the freezer until its sides are nice and icy. You then take a joint/blunt/hotknife and shotgun it into the glass, and the smoke sort of condenses at the bottom. You then tilt the glass back, holding the rim just before your lips, and inhale slowly as you tilt it. Gives you this icy cold, smooth thick hit and it gets you fucking blazed.

the boys and i got fuckin blitzed on freezer tokes last night...

by 614316 January 19, 2009

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new freezer

a way of saying you have new jewelry

I just got this new freezer for my wrist

by Yung.pare1 November 5, 2017

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