The language people to get MADPUSS
Guy; Bonjour Comment Ça Va
Girl: Take My Virginity
This is an example of french
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A word that used to be affiliated with 'fries' until Bush-head decided that France was evil.
<Mandred:> Freedom Fries? HA! I'll have some French Fries with a croissant and an amusing hat shaped like the Eiffel Tower, please!
<Service:> Oh golly!
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1.) Country where most of the first technological advances occured. (1st human bionic heart transplant, 1st face transplant, 90% of all vaccines are created and packaged)
2.) All the best champagne comes from Champagne, France.
3.) France runs the fassion industry. In France, different trends will always, and have always, appear(ed) 3 years before it arrives in New York, or any other country in the world.
4.) The most romantic language of all.
5.) The best cheese comes from France.
6.) The best place to vacation is the Cote d'Azur (Southern France)
I'm from the United States, and most Americans hate the French because we have a c*ck sucking, idiot-bag president who can barely spell Franch, I mean French.
La France est meilleure que les États-Unis.
La vin qui vient de la France est la plus meilleure du monde.
J'aime parler français.
Si vous ne parlez pas français, tuez vous-même.
(Tranductez vous-même, translate yourself ... (click French to English)
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The people who folded like the twin towers when invaded by the nazis
Damn did you hear how the french folded in world war 2
Much more refined, much more sophisticated, and much more cultured compared to some Americans.
French people know how cook "real" food, unlike some Americans out there.
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When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world.
A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.
She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter, BBBJTCWS (Bareback blowjob to completion with swallow), and I tipped her 50%.
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The best people ever. Why? No reasons, we just are.
I'm part French. My mothers grandfathers were part french too.
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