kentucky freud chicken

It's mother f***ing good.

Oedipal complex???

No way, get me some Kentucky Freud Chicken.

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paging Dr Freud

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."

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Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

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Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

Sipa Freud

When everything is about pussy.

Franklin: I'm soaking wet.
Sipa: You should use the pussy towel.
Franklin: You really are Sipa Freud.

Freud You

Based on sigmund Freud’s theory that children born are sexually attracted to their mothers when young, it is equivalent to the saying “go fuck your mother.”

Jimmy: Carl your so fat
Carl: Freud you jimmy. Your lucky your mom is hot
Jimmy: I don’t fuck my mother you pervert

Freuded

1) the have your thoughts or beliefs altered through the use of subliminal messaging

2)to be tricked using psychoanalysis

1) "he used to be wicked logical, but then he got freuded by all those christian pamphlets he reads"

2) "if you think Hillary is a good person or a honest politician, you've clearly been frueded by her campaign"