as a friend

another way of saying that a person is not sexually attractive.

"I'm really flattered, but I only like you as a friend."

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that friend

We all want to have THAT friend. That friend is someone who you would chose over any other of your friends, someone who you cannot imagine your life without, someone who knows all your orders everywhere, the one person you wanna call when you get good news, the person who means so much to you your just scared you'll lose them, but you wont because the will forever and always be your that friend.

Who is your that friend???

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as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

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friends

no such thing. fictional creatures from mars.

dude i have a lot of friends

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friend

"a friend is something you obviously don't have, since you're browsing urban dictionary instead of hanging out with them"

Person 1: "hey look at this definition of a friend."
Person 2: "yep you really don't have any friends."

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as a friend

Used by someone who opts out of offered intimacy when they don't fancy you.

"I'll go out for a drink with you but as a friend."

Should be countered with

"But couldn't I just shag you as a friend?"

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Friend A

A good friend who is merely in love, but decides to help you with your love anyways. They're usually sweet and kind, but discreet. They're just forging a friend relationship with you to keep tabs in a non-stalker way.

Friend 1: What the fuck. What is that girl doing?
Friend 2: She loves him but she's helping him out to go out with Becky
Friend 1: //scoff// gosh, she's such a friend A

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