Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

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Fucks with you the long way

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.

Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.

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fuck is you talkin’ bout?

1. When someone says some dumbass shit that’s so slow you gotta ask them what they said more than once and worry for their mental health

2. Idiotic and cringe trend on tik tok by lightskin dudes talkin about how every time they walk in a room they needa be clapped for and if you don’t your not a good homie

Tony: You girls pee sitting down?
Will: Huh?
Tony: like they sit down and can’t move their dick to pee
Will: fuck is you talkin’ bout?

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Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.

"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"

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i'll fucking cut you

When a random cunt is threatening to cut you.

Person 1: What's up Bin chicken?
Person 2: i'll fucking cut you.

i fucking hate you

how most people feel about you.

to the person reading this, i fucking hate you.

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I'll fucks wit you

To be willing to fucks with ( or agree to) with a person who is asking you to do something.

I'll fucks wit you- to agree to, a way to say im willing to.

Hey man you wanna go to this party im goinig to tonight?
Sure, ill fucks wit you!

Or

You wanna smoke this blunt with me?
Yeah, ill fucks wit you.

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