Funch

Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch”
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.

I’m gonna funch you

Funch

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

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funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

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funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

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Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

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Funch

The simple, pleasurable act of colliding with another object.

I walked around the corner and funched Ol 'Pappy!

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Funch

Fucking after lunch.

"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."

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