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I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.
When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.
I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.
A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.
"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."
Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?
Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!
Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
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The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.
Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.
A charity for children that have parents that don’t love them enough to buy clothes, phones etc.
Look at that shitty phone, why don’t you hit up the Nicole Fund
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