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The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
“Ed Gamble” is new Cockney rhyming slang for “Ramble”. As in to go on a tangent about something.
“Grace can really Ed gamble on about that new tv show”
The mental weighing up made by any urban hooker before entering a strangers car or lorry.
Police Officer 1: What happened to this one then sarge?
Officer 2: Got in the wrong car lad.
1: So senseless...
2: Well. That's Sutcliffe's Gamble for you lad. Sometimes they win. Sometimes they lose.
The act of not stopping your car for an amber light that will inevitably change to red by the time you reach it.
traffic light:amber
-car drives through-
passenger: woah! dude! amber gamble!
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When one has "gambled and lost," they have tried to fart, but in the process, some fecal matter has come out. Usually resulting in a "shower of shame." Opposite of "gambled and won."
Rory: Hey, where's Jake?
Brian: Oh, he gambled and lost and now he is taking a shower of shame.
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When it's a gamble to pass gas. May be a solid, a liquid, or a gas!
I didn't want to fart because I've been having gamble gas.
You've just come from taco bell and you feel a bubble brewing. Should you let it go? Better get some insurance and put yourself over a toilet! It's a gamble to pass the gas! Gamble gas!
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To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.
Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.
"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat