Fucking gay ass shit

(Adjective)- Whilst being annoyed while playing popular first person shooters thoust shall lose in fair fight and blame the game, or shall shout at TV that is not listening to said players rage and say "That's fucking gay ass shit!"

*While using shotgun at close range* How'd he kill me with that shotgun!? I'm using the same gun and he beat me! How!? That's fucking gay ass shit right there."

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what are you, fucking gay?

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

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Fucking gay ass shit

Whilst playing popular first person shooters and you lose to a fair fight, and are pissed about it. Thoust percieves it to be unfair and calls it Fucking Gay Ass Shit

*In an uncontrolled rage* WHAT THE FUCK?!? How did I lose that gun fight? That's fucking gay ass shit!

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Jump down and say some fucking gay shit

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

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i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

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Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

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Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

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