Random
Source Code
Random
If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.
1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."
39👍 16👎
one who looks at the male genitalia.
Justin was caught meat gazing by his girlfriend Ashley.
30👍 11👎
The act of watching tv or going to a place, purely to see a woman's breasts.
"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.
"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"
14👍 4👎
Spending time on one's iPhone texting, browsing, playing games, etc. Dick gazing often occurrs during social gatherings and is usually identified by someone who does not own an iPhone, often out of jealousy. Sometimes abbreviated as "gazin."
"Can you idiots quit dick gazing and hand me another beer?"
"Shut up bro, it's my move in chess and I need to check the snow report. If your broke-ass had an iPhone you would understand."
42👍 19👎
Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.
I was potato gazing all day yesterday.
The practice of quipping faux-intellectual droppings, ideally on Twitter by influential tech people. Utterances should have a healthy mix of sociology, anthropology, technology, and why yes, cryptocurrency bullshit. It is named after a certain venture capitalist.
- Did you see his latest tweet? He is at it again. "The past was democracy. The future is meritocracy. Blockchain is Lydia".
- His naval gazing is just too much, man.