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Geoff

1: botch: make a mess of, destroy or ruin
2: heat up: make more intense;
3: A prison guard
4: An old broken-down horse
5: A stingy or crafty bargainer

"Wow Loryn, way to Geoff that Up!"
"I Geoff'ed the dinner and we had to eat out"
"the pianist Geoff'ed up the difficult passage in the second movement"
"Emotions were Geoff'ed up"
"you're so Geoffing lame"

by bigflip4days January 2, 2010

16πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


geoff

A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"

by megahorse November 30, 2009

12πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Geoff

Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.

"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"

by #swagyolo17 May 4, 2013

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Geoff

Any person named geoff is a mega faggot and enjoys it when they get extreme anal from Todd, Todd is his side dick and after you have sex with him and he cumms in your vag. He immediately goes to fuck Todd even if you want to talk or continue to make out he is so far in the closet that he can’t get out.

That guy just Geoffed me

by FemalePenale January 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Geoff

The retarded spelling of Jeff

Geoff: I spell my name G.E.O.F.F.
Me: Kill yourself

by dick_pisser_765 April 8, 2021

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Geoff

The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'

"Do you see that idiot over their"
"Whats his name"
"Geoff"

by Not Geoff November 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Geoff day

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

by UMPiCK January 11, 2015

246πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž