Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

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get some

a saying that is yelled when someone jumps at another person and then gives them a hip bump.

Tanner:"So yeah...what should we do."
Robbie:"Idk but not this..."
Alyssa:"GET SOME!! (hip bump to tanner)"
Tanner:"Hey, stop!!"
(Tanner's pissed)

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get yourself some yonder

Redneck term for "Get the hell away from me" or "go away"

Wigger kid: "Hey dawg, let's bump dis' new Eminem record I hurred it's off da chain!"

Redneck (with a stone face): "Boy you better get yourself some yonder."

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get some bitches

Insulting somebody because they get no bitches, lacking female interaction. Doesn't matter If they get bitches or not.

Quit talking shit and get some bitches

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get some help

What you say mental friend

Friend: i want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

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Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

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get some

A phrase used by the Dulaney High School football team. Copyrighted by Mike, this phrase has symbolized many things. It has been used to encourage fortification with future trophy wives, harlots and any other legs you can spread. In a less derogatory sense, it has been used as "have a good time" or in other words, go get intoxicated beyond all recognition.

"Alright guys, good practice... Lets work hard tommorrow... Hey, get some on three.. one.. two... three... GET SOME!"

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