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A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.
Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"
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When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?
Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
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To get overly excited or overly confident about something.
Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
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"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
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What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.
Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.
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The act of one, usually a guy giving a girl/guy some good dick in their lives. This leads to a different act, which involves various motions and interesting tasks.
Friend: How was the party yesterday, anything interesting happen?!
Me: Yes, I got dicked down by daddy and I knew I was getting dicked down!
Friend: Yassss!! What'd you do?
Me: many many physical motions.... I'm sore for some reason.
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When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
When a girl is clearly trying to get with someone. One can see obviously that she wants the guy very hard. It's often awkward and makes others uncomfortable.
I was tryna get some cupcake and Charski said she'd wait for me, but then I turned around and she was trying to get at his dick.
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