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to be really excited about something
I get off on Seinfeld
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The opposite of a come on, a get off is a series of social cues and body language used to discourage an unattractive or otherwise undesirable suitor. Get offs are typically used by young females in clubs and may include activities such as clustering in large groups to avoid detection, hugging or otherwise feigning interest in friends (or, in desperate situations, complete strangers who seem friendly), disappearing off to the toilets for very long periods of time, talking loudly about old boyfriends, studiously avoiding eye contact and, as a last resort, telling said suitor to fuck off. These signals may be misinterpetted by a particularly verenthusiastic or idiotc suitor, at which point the ancient technique of the bitch slap comes into play.
Variants include geddoff, getoff and getafuckoff.
Guy1: Did you see that? Dude, she is so giving me the come on.
Guy2: What, by giving you the finger?
Guy1: I guess that's a get off, then.
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Jack: None Of Those Girls Will Get Off With You
Simon: Arrh Mayn!
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when you go to a party and you got so many dances that your penis and the zipper of your jeans become one or in a female's case when her lower back hurts or when she looks like she just hopped out of the pool.It just means to enjoy yourself.......or to masturbate lols
Yo I danced with almost every girl in the party.I get off at every party we go to.
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British Royal Navy term for the withdrawal method of contraception, Fratton being the last railway station before arriving in Portsmouth, which is the end of the line.
Matelot 1: "Firkin 'ell mate, that's a right swamp donkey you've pulled, do you need a condom"
Matelot 2: "no mate, I'm getting off at Fratton"
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old stoner expression, inhaling a ass load of smoke and holding it in
cough to get off
Inhaling as much weed smoke as humanly possible, then holding it until your lungs nearly explode, then coughing your ass of like bitch. resulting in vegtable state of mind.
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A term used to tell someone to stop interupting a good song you are listening to with pointless jabbering.
Radio: She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lol---
Person 1: Hey, in the Sixth Sense dont you think that Bruce Willis would have realized that he was dead sooner?
Person 2: (turns up volume)
Radio: Lola, L-O--
Person 1: (louder) Because I mean he had been dead for like eight months or something in the movie, Dont you think he would realize that nobody except an eight year old child has even acknowledged him in the past few months? And another thing----
Person 2: Hey, Hey! Will you get off the song for a minute? I'm pretty sure this conversation can wait.
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