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during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)
Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)
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when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex
I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.
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When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.
SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.
Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"
When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass
Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser
When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.
(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"
To punch a woman,who has diarrhea, in the stomach while she is standing on her head, thus makeing her shoot poo from her anus
I punched michelle in the stomach so hard she dirty geysered all over the bedroom