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during sex when a girl squirts and it gushes like a geyser :)
Susan: Ahh ahhhhh!
Bob: Damn what a vagina geyser! My whole room's wet!
:)
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when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex
I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.
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When you have not gone to the bathroom in a few days and really have to go and as soon as you pull down your pants your shit comes out and splatters everywhere like a geyser.
(in a public bathroom) "Woah, why is there shit all over the walls?"
"The guy who just walked out had the biggest ass geyser I've ever seen"
When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass
Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser
To punch a woman,who has diarrhea, in the stomach while she is standing on her head, thus makeing her shoot poo from her anus
I punched michelle in the stomach so hard she dirty geysered all over the bedroom
When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.
SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.
Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.
*Caution: sparkling water hurts*
"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"