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when you take a shit so massive and with such velocity behind it that it forces itself to "disappear" down the toilet tube upon hitting the water, prompting a confused state when you look into the bowl and find it nowhere to be seen
Thomas knew he had a fiber-rich diet and felt it come out but, upon further investigation, didn't see what happened to the log he had produced. He was clearly a victim of his own ghosting.
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1. n. Spooky sheet w/ holes cut out for eyes.
2. n. The spirit of a person or animal that hasn't gone to Heaven yet.
3. n. A person (usually a sniper) who can move through the woods without making a sound, being seen, or leaving a trail as if they had never been there.
1. Aww, that little girl makes such a cute ghost!
2. Holy shite there's a ghost in my house!!!
3. Be a ghost, McGee.
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Ghosting is a verb that requires no action. A noun for nobodys. And an adjective most suitable when describing a person that is rude and lacking courage.
When one is ghosting another they abruptly and unexpectedly stop communication. The ghoster may have legitimate reason to stop communication but lacks the courage to share with the ghostee what those reasons are. And probably the more common cause of ghosting within the dating community the ghoster and "roommate" were able to smooth things over. Ghoster figures the cost of good laughs, good sex was far less than the cost of child support. Ghoster does not wish to be honest & forthcoming concerning details of ones life. The ghoster can show interest, seem infatuated and just one day later show no interest, no reply to text/calls, selecting ignore so notifications will not be received from said ghostee. From a ghostees perspective there are now questions unanswered and in a quest to find answers ghostee will send at least one more message just in case there had been no ghosting at all. Surely ghosters phone had accidentally been submerged in water during last weekends fishing excursions. And surely ghoster was able to replace it by now. When still no reply is received ghostee sends a passive "take care" message and excepts the relationship is dead!!
ghoster should be treated as if they no longer exist if they try and spark up conversation or relationship in the future.
Tiffany was really suprised her sister would not reply to messages completely ghosting her.
jesse had never been ghosted by a love interest before and was very bewildered by the feeling she felt when her text went unanswered
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holding in a hit so long that you don't see the smoke when the person exhales.
That shit was ghost - you can't see dat!
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Means that you are leaving a certain place and you're usually going home and not coming back.
Its the same thing as "Goodbye, Ill see you later".
I gotta get home to my girl. Im ghost.
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1) The discarnate soul of a deceased human being or animal still occupying the physical realm. These spirits may or may not know that they are dead. They can also be called forth.
2)Residuals.
3)A demon, angel, saint, or Christ Himself.
4)A poltergeist.
There are actually many kinds of ghosts, but to name them all and give definitons would be impossible, due to a limit of space.
The kind of human or animal ghost that is an actual sentient being is called an apparition. Many of these beings are restless because they do not know that they have passed on due to unexpected events that ended their lives, or believe they have unfinished business to attend to. Many occupy places they frequented during life. Some do know that they are dead, and may come back for reasons of revenge, or to comfort or warn a loved one of some kind of impending disaster, or to lead them to some fortune or treasure. Others just like to hang around and see what's going on with other people. The ghosts who do the same things over and over again are the ones who don't know that they are dead, and are actually prisoners of their own minds: It may be the year 2006, but in the mind of the ghost of a person who died 100 years ago and didnt expect or realize it, it's still 1906 and he's still trying to perform whatever action he was preoccupied with when he died. They can also be called forth by seances and Ouija boards, but you better know what you're doing when you call forth a spirit. If you're poorly prepared, if not at all, you could bring upon yourself some really weird and terrifying results that will not go away. It has happened, people.
2)A residual is a ghost that has no intelligence behind its actions. It acts just like a ghost trapped in its own mental prison of time, the difference being that a residual is psychic energy imprinted on the fabric of time and space, stress being the factor that does the impression. In the mind of the person who was performing the action at the time, whatever it might have been, that action, or the situation the person may have been in at the time had some kind of significance to him, and his stress levels may have been up enough to leave an imprint of that certain event or situation. You could call it a
"psychic rerun."
3)Everyone knows about haunted houses. Not only human spirits can haunt houses, locations or anything, for that matter. Demons can too. In fact, Houses with the strangest and most terriying hauntings are probably infested with demons. People who have died from things going on in the houses they lived in that were haunted were more than likely murdered by a demon, either directly or by someone else who was demon-possessed. Human ghosts haunting a house can be influenced by a demon haunting the same house to kill or otherwise harm the living inhabitants.
Manifestations of angels, Jesus, the Virgin Mary or a saint can also be called ghosts, but the proper term for these holy manifestations is apparition.
4)A poltergeist is not really a ghost at all, most of the time. While there are accounts of genuine spirits throwing things about, making noises, writing on walls or what have you, most of the time a poltergeist is nothing more than a subconscious manifestation of telekinesis, or the ability to manipilate matter with mental energy alone. This can ahppen when a person is under tremendous mental turmoil or stress. If there is no outlet for this negative buildup of mental energy, the next thing you know the lamp is flying across the living room, and smashes into the wall. This also happens when children enter puberty. It doesn't happen all the time, but when it does, it scares the shit out of everyone.
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