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a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.
"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"
"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"
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The best freakin show in the world.
Shown in many countries all over the world, translated into the local language. Unfortunatly it is currently NOT showing in Ireland, because RTE will not show it because they are too stingy
THE FIRST KISS OF LUKE AND LORELAI IN GILMORE GIRLS(excluding dream)
Lorelai: What are you doing?
Luke: Will you just stand still
(he kisses her, then stands back looking at her.She steps forward)
Luke: What are you doing?
Lorelai: Will you just stand still
(She kisses him, awwwww)
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The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.
I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.
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A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.
Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!
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Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
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Two very fuckable females who just happen to be mother and daughter.
I met these mad gilmore girls last week; I was doing the mom in the ass and the daughter took an atom from me.
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A drama/comedy centering around the relationship between a thirtysomething single mother and her teen daughter living in Stars Hollow, Connecticut.
Three main "Gilmore girls.." Daughters (Lorlei Jr. Aka Rory) hott.. mother's (Lorlei) cool.. grandmas(Emily).. old.. wrinkly..
____________________________
Rory: Asher Flemming is dead.
Marty: In bed?
Rory: No
Marty: Damn, I lost the pool.
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