Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

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indian giver

A person who gives someone something, then wants it back!

Knoller loves to be an indian giver.

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Leno Giver

When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

He's a leno giver

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giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

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Birth Giver

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

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pilgrim giver

To give with hidden expectations and stipulations, like the Pilgrims did years ago to the Native Americans.

"Do you remember when Thomas lent me his headphones? It turns out he fully expected me set him up with my sister! That guy's a total pilgrim giver."

Soul Giver

Someone who is willing to serve or be a slave to a being of higher power, if he is in danger.

Joe is such a Soul Giver. He says he would let an alien brainwash him or turn him into an alien if it was threatening him.