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Glands inside your jaw bone that tingle when you eat either butter straight, or very rich foods.
"I had too many Reece's Pieces and now my butter glands are acting out."
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It’s in the male reproduction system
Hey nick I have my own cowpers gland up my butt
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A bulbourethral gland (or Cowper's gland) is one of two small exocrine glands present in the reproductive system of human males. They are homologous to Bartholin's glands in females.
Person 1: Whats a bulbourethral gland?
Person 2: It's a gland in the male reproductive system that secretes lubrication.
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The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.
After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.
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A gland near your pancreas about the size of a potato that controls your sass.
When you're extra sassy, your sass gland is seeping.
Sam: Hey Tipper, have you talked to Marcia yet today?
Tipper: Yeah! She's extra sassy today...her Sass Gland must be seeping!
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A gland that allows you feel intune with your beats.
This song is turning on my Whomp Gland.
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A slimeball lodged in peoples' brains to brainwash them when they become adults.
Grown-ups use their piturity glands to sacrifice their practicallness for height.
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