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Small town in Central Missouri located on the bank of the Missouri River. Well known for high school basketball, road tripping gravel roads, and consuming massive quantities of beer.
I got drunk last weekend in Glasgow, Missouri.
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Glasgwegien slang for headbutt
Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss
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To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
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A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.
Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.
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A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.
- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"
_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!
Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.
Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.
To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.
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