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Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.
Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.
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A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.
similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??
Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree
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Basically like saying Fuck You with an exclamation point.
If you don't like Fargo, you can go fuck yourselfy.
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a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.
tom: Go fuck a blender
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After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.
HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
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When you're too pissed to just say "Fuck You".
Can also be said " go fuck your daddy's lawnmower".
"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
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Do something to pretend you are busy, when you get rejected.
Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.
Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.
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