gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

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Gom

An indirect and less impertinent method of directing racial abuse towards those who are unwelcome in their chosen country of sponging.

(Taxi Driver) That will be £37 please.
(Intoxicated Passenger) You must be havin a laugh mate!?
(Taxi Driver) No, that is the correct amount sir, do not forget that I need to feed little Mohammed and his 14 siblings!
(Intoxicated Driver)No way, I aint paying that, you should just fucking GOM mate!

(Also, in a situation such as the above the taxi driver would be labeled as a GOM.)

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GOMS

is telling a hater to "GET OFF MY SCREEN".

George : Yo I Listen to your music page it alright

Martian : Alright? whatever family that's your opinion GOMS
George : GOMS what's that suppose to mean?
Martian : GET OFF MY SCREEN bye hater

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gom

the cool way of saying oh my god.
it originated when people started tying OMG wrong.

GOM! i just dropped my computer!

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GoMS

Term for "Get of my sack" Useful when someone is pissing you off, busting your balls or you just want them to get the fuck away.

Teacher- Do your homework
Kid- GoMS!

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GOMS

Acronym for "Go On My Son!" - an exclamation when a character in real life or fiction attempts, or succeeds, at a heroic task.

When Johnny 5 was trying to catch the bad guy in Short Circuit 2 it was a real GOMS moment.

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Gom

To shit ones pants,

Geez kid you need a diaper change you have gommed yourself.

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