This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:
Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;
extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions;
exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
"Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."
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A "Biblical" STD. A sodomy practitioner (mostly M2M) whereas after anal annihilation (after 2 days or wtfever), pain on urinating and pus discharge occurs.
Pastor: This is a lecture about the first STD outbreak.(Sodom & Gonorrhea).
Genesis: The four kings seized all the goods of Sodom and Gomorrah and all their "food." They also carried off Abram's nephew Lot and his "possessions," since he was living in Sodom.
Random Fanboy: Oh, shit. Now I know.
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An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.
Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.
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someone who is so ugly their face looks like its full of gonorrhea. also has a habit of date raping guys that would never touch him otherwise
girl at bar: ew, his nose is so ugly it looks like its full of gonorrhea!
guy at bar: looks like his whole face is full of gonorrhea.
girl and guy: Gonorrhea face!!!!
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A revolting disease in which a man's testicles turn into maracas, and within 7-10 days spontaneously fall off
Jordan had sex with a mexican woman and received mexican gonorrhea; Jordan has balls no more : (
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A type of spooky ghost that can haunt you in the form of giving you gonorrhea
Typical haunting location: bathrooms
"HOLY SHIT LAUREN! THE GONORRHEA GHOST IS IN THE THIRD STALL! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
A disease contracted when a human being has sex with a machine, robot or other homosapian being. This disease is so far non-exsistant in the 21st century.
The disease is predicted to start and to become a major world wide problem simular to current international problems such as HIV/AIDS, retarded gang-bangers, and Mueslims around the year 2200 AD/CE.
"Shit man, Doc says I got the electro-gonorrhea"
"Dude the year is only 2145"
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