two definitions:
1. according to the hip hop community, a bad ass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone
2. a big, strong, clumsy, dimwitted henchman hired to be the muscle for anyone with money and the need to take care of his petty business like extortion or enforcement. Basically guys that do dirty work
1."ah yeah nigga I'm a goon, can't nobody fuck with me"
2. "yeah Fat Tony got the location and sent a couple of goons to put their lights out"
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A fool, or an uneducated being.
Tyler was such a goon that he got into by a firetruck.
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verb - Masturbate profusely, usually multiple times in succession
"I goon in the daytime
I goon in the night"
- John Dwyer
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someone who is being VERY silly aka slightly dumb
person 1: iโm so ugly
person: stop being a goon
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a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny.
synonyms - goof, idiot
"what are we doing tonight?'
'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'
'omfg. your a goon.'
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the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.
krypta - get some goon in ya.
pussy - no it tastes bad.
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An ugly and retarded person as told in a cruel way. As explained by Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 to his friend.
(Excerpt from Buffalo '66)
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.
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