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a real man or nigga
originated in flordia
"told her i was a goon and she went for it" -plies(shawty)
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Very cheap australian wine bought in a cardboard box. once contents have been emptied the goon bag can be blown up and used as a pillow, known as a gillow. Many phrases are associated with goon such as:
Mate I gooned it hard last night
thats some good ganter (banter while on goon)
youve got a serious case of the goons (your wasted on goon)
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Members of the Something Awful Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his "goons."
Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. They're known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious.
Usually proud members of such Forums as GBS, BYOB, FYAD, or ADTRW, goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease.
Goons spew overused catchphrases like "Do you have stairs in your house?" or "All your base are belong to us," though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends.
There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.
Goon1: That reminds me of a BYOB thread a few days ago.
Goon2: OMG ur a goon 2?
Goon1: Wow yeah do you have stairs in your base belong to us?
Goons: Why do I have to pay 10bux to get into these forums? If it costs me an entire week's allowance, than I don't want to be a goon.
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oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?)
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Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.
These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.
Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.
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A male at a party or social event who
1. Drinks excessive amounts of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting fucked up
2. Only socializes with other goons who are also guys
3. Is typically of larger size
4. Consumes only cheap alcohol revolving around Natty Daddys, Milwaukee's Best Ice, and PBR's
The goons at the party drank all of the Natty Daddy's.
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Verb: "To goon, goons, gooning" To push societal limits. Taking actions without regarding the consequences.
Noun: "A Goon, multiple goons" A person who goons.
"Yo! That guy pulled a major goon!"
"Wow, that guy is a total goon! He took a shit off of a parking ramp!"
"Yuh, I need some gooning in my life right now. Let's scream really loudly outside of a supermarket."
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