When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.
Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.
When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.
Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.
Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.
“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”
To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.
“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”
“Nah, I already have the gecord.
A whore that hangs around Goon. Goon is known for having severe gout: so when whores are around Goon they are called gout whores
Look at all the gout whores in Muskegon!!
It is a term used to describe some one who is ugly
This boy named gout god is ugly as fuck
The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.
“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”