Camille Grammer

A fake bitch on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Has been accurately dubbed the "most hated housewife of all time" by Life&Style. She hates her Real Housewives co-star Kyle Richards, because Kyle called her out on being a bitch who's only famous because of her husband, Kelsey Grammer. She is friends with a fellow bitch named Alison who is supposedly psychic and who she invited to her dinner party so she could tell Kyle about how much Kyle's sex life sucks. She is about as real as Heidi Montag's boobs.

Camille Grammer: That's who I am, Kyle!
Kyle Richards: No, that's who you're pretending to be.

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Grammer Natzi

A term used as bait for actual grammar nazis.

Me: "Sometimes I like to wind grammer natzis up just for the hell of it. Especially when I call them a grammer natzi. That works well."
Friend: "What a good cant".

grammer nazi

Someone who takes every opportunity to correct someone on their grammar, even though they themselves don't know how to spell "grammar." See also hypocrite.

Impostor: Hey guys, don't you know the difference between your and you're? I'm such a grammer nazi.

Sane guy: Wow, you have no idea how stupid you sound.

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grammer nazzi

A person who attempts to correct another's English and does so incorrectly.

Person one: Your face!
Grammer Nazzi: *you're
Person 1: LOL

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correcter grammer

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name

innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool

kelsey grammer

codeword for cocaine, powder, when you don't want to say "cocaine" out loud

Hey, can I get that Kelsey Grammer?

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grammer nazis

Those people whose greatest thrill in life is pointing out that the correct spelling is, in fact, grammar nazis.

I prefer the term Grammar Mongol, myself. Nazi is a little cliché these days.

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