grammer nazi

Someone who takes every opportunity to correct someone on their grammar, even though they themselves don't know how to spell "grammar." See also hypocrite.

Impostor: Hey guys, don't you know the difference between your and you're? I'm such a grammer nazi.

Sane guy: Wow, you have no idea how stupid you sound.

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grammer nazzi

A person who attempts to correct another's English and does so incorrectly.

Person one: Your face!
Grammer Nazzi: *you're
Person 1: LOL

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grammer

The software engineering equivalent of a "baller". Typically a fresh college graduate making $70,000+ a year and saving less than $1,000.

"just 'cuz we're grammers don't mean we have to be responsible."

"Bro, I just bought a gold plated keyboard necklace."

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correcter grammer

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name

innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool

kelsey grammer

codeword for cocaine, powder, when you don't want to say "cocaine" out loud

Hey, can I get that Kelsey Grammer?

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grammer nazis

Those people whose greatest thrill in life is pointing out that the correct spelling is, in fact, grammar nazis.

I prefer the term Grammar Mongol, myself. Nazi is a little cliché these days.

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Grammer natzi

A grammer Natzi is somebody who feels teh need 2 correct everything you type or say.
Grammar nazi: * triggered* *grammar, *Nazi, *the, *too, also you missed a comma. *Rolls eyes

Last night I posted a story and this Grammer natzi came and corrected all my mistakes in the comments! Ugh