gran slap

When a gran slaps you with her moist breast

Ouch you gran slapped me

Hacked by gran

Someone that doesn't want do do anything fun or vagley dangerous

Darcey Man U hacked by gran ?

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

my gran

a word used to make people laugh alot.
or can be an insult

Holly;Hiya what did u do last night
Cherry;My Gran
Holly;What u doing tonight
Cherry;My Gran
Holly; Stop saying my gran
Cherry;My Gran

Gran-dayy

Gran•day
Gran-dayy is a celebrated day in which the Grim Reaper of all memes Grandayy submits a video/image relating to a popular meme which inevitably kills the meme.

Person 1: “Happy Gran-dayy!”
Person 2 : “Uh oh what meme was killed today?”

Person 1 : “Oh it was that Penis music meme.”

Person 2 : “What a shame, I liked that one.”

Graham's Gran

Is better than Gary's Nan.

Gary's Nan gave the stink eye to Graham's Gran.

gran slam

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.

John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."