Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/
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A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.
Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma
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Someone who is a slow reactor to things.
A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".
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Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.
I totally grandmaed out and sent that cat picture to EVERYONE!
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"Hey bro, Did you see 'The Nun' this weekend?"
"yea dude, That's the grandma."
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Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesnβt understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a βMomβ, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesnβt ramble when they donβt have to.
Tom: Iβm going to grandmaβs house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!
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Used to describe an overly cautious teenage boy who spends a large majority of his time talking to others instead of doing what he is supposed to. Generally takes up a lot of time doing absolutely nothing.
Guy: Damn, Jackson is being really slow.
Girl: Yeah, he's such a Grandma.
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