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When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.
Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
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A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.
Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.
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A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims.
"Have you heard? the Guac Dropper swooped into the Taco Bar last night! He spit Guacamole all over Pepe!"
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The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole
Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock
That guacamole which is a remnant of a meal, offered to one without a meal.
Dusty: That Mexican (food) looks mighty tasty.
Matt: Indeed. You can have the trash guac when I’m done.
Dusty: Much obliged.
Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.
Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.
You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?
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When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.
Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em
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