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The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.
Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.
I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole
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A vagina that has been penetrated so often throughout it's existence that it's inards are being worn on the outside. Which then causes the snatch to resemble that of guacamole.
"Dude don't hit on that Ashley chick man, I fucked her 3 months ago and that bitch had a mean ass guacamole cooch."
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A shocking surprise that is preposterous.
Person 1: Did you know stretch marks are permanent?
Person 2: holy guacamole!!
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The act of cumming into a bowl, using food coloring to turn it green,adding pepper and having your partner eat it with tortilla chips.
Girl : Babe, that was an extra salty guacamole feast.
Guy: You should just be thankful for what you have.
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A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)
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The worker in Chipotle that gives you an miniscule amount of guacamole even though you paid extra for it.
That woman is such a guacamole nazi because she only gave me a tiny scoop!!
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Using snot as lubrication
My girlfriend got dry, so I used some Fresh Guacamole to finish the job. Good thing I had a sinus infection.
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