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An unlit candle that can turn into a pig with the power of Circe.
The Guinea Pig is a bumpo.
Al Pacino - "Hey, Brando, what do you call an Italian cop?
Marlon Brando - "Uh...I don't know."
Al Pacino - "A Guinea Pig."
Marlon Brando - "Hahaha...hey wait!"
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A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!
Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.
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A sexual act where you insert your whole arm up the anus of a man/women. Blood is the only lubricant involved. This act usually involves rolling up the sleeves of your shirt. It is also known by a certain cloud of gathers as a NB.
Friend 1 : Yeah, I was Guinea Pigging my wife last night.
Friend 2 : Oh yeah your wife is loose!
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A slang term for a heavy set Italian man
Patrick: Louie Gambino is such a disgusting guinea pig. Every week he comes here, inhales 6 hoagies and drinks himself to sleep.
Connor: What a fat ass scumbag.
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A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.
Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.
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a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.
if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat
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