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When someone leaves in their false teeth(also known as flippers) and gives someone head
Joe busts a load in 28 seconds because April gave him a flippen gummer because she was to lazy to take out her flippers.
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1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
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Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.
A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.
Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?
Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.
Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)
Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."
Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?
Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic...cause she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."
Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."
Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."
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A toothless person performing oral sex.
Gilly has become a pro at gummer hummers since he lost all those teeth.
AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM
" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"
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