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An oft maligned term used to describe the deliciously complicated, emotionally rich relationship (albeit platonic...well sometimes...see "fag hag shag") that exists between a gay man and a heterosexual woman (occasionally a "made lesbian". Let's not forget the "made lesbians"! It took a long painful journey for us to arrive at this final destination, so let's savor the vicarious shout out in this definition.) The fag hag relationship is so synergistic and perfect that it should serve as the utopian model for all heterosexual relationships. Ideal characteristics include but are not limited to: unconditional love and understanding, unflinching honesty, and let's not forget fidelity and abject loyalty (oops, the chip that is missing in all heterosexual males.) One never has to worry about a gay man "cheating" on his fag hag. To the contrary, the fag hag is the emotional complement to a gay man's psyche (aside from a gay man's mother-either dead or alive.) Benefits include: tutorials in haute couture, interior decorating and party-planning as well as personal tips on beauty and grooming (every woman could use a personal stylist now and then!) While the pitfalls are few, the fag hag must invest a great deal of time and energy digesting the personal (sometimes all too personal!?) details of her gay man's sex life, whilst not possessing a fulfilling and enriching sex life of her own, or one at all! But it's all worth the time and effort expended as the rewards are great in nature and kind-an enduring partnership that is rooted in mutual respect and love (and let's not forget-it's NON-JUDGMENTAL.)
"As Dorothy, John's fag hag, gently caressed his sweaty brow as he lie quietly whimpering in the ER after a left testicle manual detorsion, she sweetly whispered in his ear, "I told you to lay off the Lazy Susan."
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a Woman/girl who would rather spend time with him then a straight male. She also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the sex part. :)
Prefect example of a Fag Hag: Cybele
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A woman whose gay best friend is the best part of her. Without her gay best friend, said woman really has nothing else going for her.
Doug: Hey who's that loser friend of yours who keeps hanging around.
Liam: Ugh, that's just our fag hag. She's got nothing else going on.
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A very sensitive and caring woman who accepts the emontions expressed by a gay man as sincere and not loaded with a sexual adgenda.
Doris Day and Rock Hudson
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a gay man's best female friend. i high honor granted to a gay amn's best female friend...A GAY MAN'S FEMALE FRIEND/KINDRED SPIRIT..WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM AND IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT SHE IS HIS FRIEND NO MATTER WHERE OR WHO SHE IS WITH...
I HAVE HAD MY FAG HAG FOR ALMOST 22 YEARS NOW.. YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU HAVE A FAG HAG ESPECIALLY IF EHR NAME IS CYNTHIA GILMORE AND IS FROM LYON MOUNTAIN NEW YORK,,,,I LOVE YOU
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a woman who finds friendship in a gay man or gay men.
My girl Heather D. has got to be the best fag hag in the whole wide world.
Grace from Will and Grace is a role model to any young women out there hoping to be a fag hag.
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A woman who happens to have a large collection of gay males for friends.
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