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Hard

When A guy's penis get's stiff and long

Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!

by SlopNChop December 1, 2017

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


hard

awesome sick sweet or the shit

damn man them shoes is hard that car is hard bro

by natedoggizzle January 7, 2008

83πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


hard

what i am when i see your sister

holy shit ur sisters so hot its makin me hard

by kostas g March 11, 2008

1060πŸ‘ 788πŸ‘Ž


Hard

slang for crack cocaine

Got hard? (as asked to dealers on the street)

by Bridget January 28, 2004

1635πŸ‘ 1236πŸ‘Ž


Hard-on

when the cock sticks out, causing a bulge in the front of a mans jeans. best way to get rid of it is wanking. very embarassng in public. happens often to teenage boys when they see a chic. the erection of the penis. it gets larger, hard, and sticks out.

OMG! i've got a massive hard-on.
everyone saw jay's hard-on in gym yesterday.

by Super hard cock 99 November 28, 2006

676πŸ‘ 501πŸ‘Ž


hard-on

an erected penis (boner, stiffy, chubby)

When she comes over to me, i get a hard on and it dont stop till tomorrow one of these days im gonna cum, IN MAH PANTS

by KawaiiAnime November 22, 2003

867πŸ‘ 657πŸ‘Ž


hard

Describes a person due to their psychological or physical appearance or experiences with things violent, un-pleasant and generally out of normal daily life, derived from "Hard As Nails" or sometimes just "Nails"
Often used in the sentences β€œThere’s Sam, he’s well hard”, β€œCareful mate, that blokes nails”
Often forced upon a person due to their financial position, or just because they have an acute taste for all things dangerous / violent.
People with tattoos are mostly considered β€œhard”.
Also used as an insult to somebody who may think they are β€œhard”. See examples below.

"She's got a boyfriend, he's pretty hard"
"That blokes got a black belt in kung fu, he must be hard"
"Everytime he goes out, he gets into a fight with the bouncers, and wins, cos he's nails"

Insulting manner:
"You're not hard mate, leave it alone"
"He thinks he's fucking nails he does"
sarcasm "Yer you're WELL hard mate!"

by oNe2005 October 6, 2005

821πŸ‘ 638πŸ‘Ž