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A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves
person 1: God I love that man so much
Person 2: god he probably is named Hassan
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Hassan is everything you could ask for in a friend. Though he doesn't care for too much, he's still quite the extrovert, and is pretty popular. He doesn't like sports very much though, so he isn't your typical dreamy high school boy. He absolutely adores music, and the people that mean a lot to him. He can come off as apathetic sometimes, but when you get to know him, he's the sweetest and most amazing person you could ever meet.
Boy 1: Hey man, you know that Hassan kid?
Boy 2: Yeah, who doesn't?
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Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
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A gay with a small dick knowed to have big eyebrows like rock lee and is very posh. Usually freinds with a yousuf, yousef, yusuf or a isaac. These freinds are normally his far cousin and are very cool. A hassan is a real shotta.
Girl: My new boyfreind is hassan
Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe
Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
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Hassan (name)
Hassan is a wild snake and people who are named Hassan are extreme snakes who constantly like to make sss sounds in class.
1: Yo you see that Hassan kid?
2: Yeah?
1: Yeah he's a snake
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1 the most well known indian pimp in michigan
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
hassan sold his beautiful turbans to all the most fashionable pimps
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A guy who abuses his siblings and has bad connection.
Guy 1: Hey Yo What you doing?
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
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