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Hastings, NE

Hastings Nebraska is one of the best cities in our great nation. Hastings is the birthplace of some of the nations greatest treasures such as Kool-Aid, and Tom Osborne. Population of around 25,000. Hastings College a glorified high school and is full of douchebag kids from surrounding towns, and Colorado that think they are good at sports. The library has lots of books in it. Good golf and a few good bars including murphy's wagon wheel and Wanda's.

Goliath: Are you going home for the weekend?

Reggie: Yes! those big douchers from hastings college are on break!!!

Goliath: Yay! Hastings, NE is awesome!

by theKoolAid April 15, 2011

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Hastings, MN

A city of about 22,000 twenty miles outside of St Paul. Full of helicopter moms who think the sun rises and sets out of their children's asses. Also has a substantial number of kids who think they're country because they live a mile ouside of town on a 3 acre lot with a pool, drive some POS 89 Silverado, and sport the Confederate flag. Close enough to the rest of the Twin Cities to have some sprawly growth on the edges of town, yet isolated enough to still be able to support some weird patrimonial hierarchies, socially, economically, etc. City and it's residents seem to reject the idea of assimilation into the Greater Twin Cities area, wanting to keep it's small town feel (which is okay) and it's closed minded ideals (not okay).

A: Me and my family live in Hastings, MN.
B: So you pretty much do whatever Michele Bachmann says then, huh?
A: Obv.

by ChrsJnvch86 May 7, 2011

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Dan Hastings

1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.

1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(

by hatesbeinused2009 August 4, 2011

63๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


East Hastings

East Hastings is the poorest neighbourhood in Canada. The streets are overrun with drug addicts (who have no problem with shooting up in the street) and prostitutes. This neighbourhood is not for the faint of heart. It isn't overall that dangerous, there is a hell of a lot worse places then East Hastings. But when there you should keep on your toes and watch your back. The media really exagerates how bad it is there. It is also the oldest neighbourhood in Vancouver, if junkies, pandhandlers, and prostitutes don't frighten or anger you then East Hastings is the place to be.

Mike: Want to go to East Hastings?
Bill: No way, I don't feel like getting shot.
Mike: Don't be closeminded, only way you will get shot there is if you fuck with the wrong people.

by Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 21, 2007

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du hast

Du hast = you have
Du hasst = you hate

"Du haรŸt" is grammatically wrong.

Rammstein uses the words "Du, Du hast, Du hast mich" = "You, You have, You have me" meaning "You own/posseses me," however, it's a pun with the meaning of "Du hasst mich - you hate me."
That's it!

by mag70 September 14, 2005

411๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hastings College

A bubble of of liberalism in the hellscape of southern Nebraska. Located directly in the middle of a sea of corn this small school exhibits all off the things you don't look for in a college: a dead greek life and party scene, 'roided up ball players that somehow think they are all bound for the pros and manage to pull off losing records in NAIA every year, antisocial and ugly entitled females, and an overall lack of fun. The wonderful array of drugs that can be found on campus are a great way to imagine that you are somewhere else. Drinking away your boredom may also help you throw up the mystery slop that the cafeteria called "chimichangas."

I'm totally transferring out of hastings college

by ted7896ted May 2, 2016

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Du Hast

A kickass song by the German band, Rammstein.

Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mich.

by DarkBladeWolf January 4, 2007

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