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Nourishment prepared in haste. Famous places include the House of Donald's, Ravenous Jacks and Bloody Roosters.
Maid: Are you feeling a little peckish my Lord?
Lord: Aye fair maiden. If I may be so bold, would you acquire some hasty sustenance to revive my vitality?
Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective
Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"
Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective
A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"
or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"
Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective
Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"
Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective
A pedo.
"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"
or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"
The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.
Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”