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when a man has a small penis and has sex with a woman with a big bush.
You're so small I bet it's like a needle in a haystack when you fuck.
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Before having sex with a woman with a really hairy bush, shit on it. Then, proceed to have sex with her. After you are done, blow you load on the shit-covered bush and you have yourself a moldy haystack
Your girlfriend's hairy bush was perfect for a moldy haystack!
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Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.
I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.
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thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.
woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!
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1. the essence of living life passing the least amount of friction possible
2. acknowledging one's longing for an unrequited love
"he seems really quiet/mysterious, whats up with that guy?"
"well hes a vapor in the frozen haystack if you ask me"
"i miss my girl, i might just stay at home thinking about her like a vapor in the frozen haystack"
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Something you just can't believe.
You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!
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Clipping your pubes on you lover or liker, unsuspecting or not.
"I thought that was fucking floss!" -m'lady
A real man will never irish haystack and tell. Her.
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